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Scene #10
"So why are we snorkeling in this shallow area? I thought the
booty would be in a much deeper spot." "You women are all
alike and always have to question everything. Just put on your
mask and flippers. When you slide over the side of the boat, try
not to splash too much. We don't need to attract sharks with any
floundering around. " "Flounders only have one eye. I have
two big brown eyes and can see that there are no sharks down there
in that crystal clear water. There aren't any big treasure chests
down there either. Wait. Something is casting a shadow down
there. It doesn't appear to be the shape of your big oversized
head or equally large mouth, Mr. Barkley. " "If anything is
oversized, Miss Kelly Johnson, it's your fanny. You could float
forever with your natural born Mae West equipment too."
"Wow. I saw the shadow moving." "Are you sure it isn't the
anchor that you see? Let me swing over to your side and have a
peek. Well, if you aren't afraid of me, I will sit next to you and
look down there. " "You don't scare me. I have flattened
quite a few men at the office and in college. However, my sailboat
is small and your two hundred pound frame could turn us over. We
don't need that right now. Slowly swap places with me. I will sit
on your side." "Here I come Miss Karate Kelly. Oh, your
suntan lotion smells nice on your warm skin. Need any help getting
around this mast?" "Luke, just slide your gorilla arms and
legs away from me. We need to hurry. Others might be on their way
here. If you want to find the gold, get over your macho image and
see if you remember where the robbers stashed it."
"Something is moving down there. I see a big fish lurking next to
a mound of sand on the sea floor. That's it. I remember that the
water was a little murky when I fell over in my ultra glide. They
must have buried the stolen coins done there. I'm going in. Hand
me my mask Sweet Cheeks." "Don't call me that. It's a good
thing that you are splitting this treasure with me because you are
getting on my nerves." "I would rather get on some other
parts of ... " "Save your breath. You are going to need it
when you dive. It looks like it might be thirty foot deep. We
should have brought proper scuba gear instead of snorkel masks. How
much do you think the gold weighs? Can we get it all in one dive?
I brought collecting bags in case we need to make several dives.
Here's one bag for you. " "Kelly, if it weighs too much for
us to lift, we will need extra time to extract it from the
container. I don't know how much time we have before the thieves
return for their loot." "This makes us thieves of the
thieves." "Yeah. I guess it does. If your conscience
bothers you tonight and you can't sleep, just give me a call. I
can relieve you of your half of the gold." "Luke. I thought
you were going to say that you could relieve me of something else.
" "The thought had occurred to me, but I know how you really
feel about me. You can't wait to wrap yourself around me."
"I think we have a problem here. " "Are you ready to admit
that you need me for something other than the money? " "No
Luke. A big boat is approaching and I see men with large rifles
standing in the bow."
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